Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I've Been Watching You, Dad Ain't That Cool?

I've been watching you, dad ain't that cool?

Im your buckaroo, I want to be like you.

And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are.

We like fixin things and holding momma's hand

Yeah, we're just alike, hey ain't we dad?

I want to do everything you do

So

I've been

watching you!!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Just Answer The Question Please....

I'm one of those moms that takes my baby for his well baby checkups on the day he turns a certain age. For example i scheduled his 3 month checkup on the day he turned exactly 3 months and so on for 6 mo, 9 mo, 1 year....Yes, im crazy like that! Anyways, this morning it hit me that Landon hasn't been to the doctor for his 2 year well checkup, so i decided to call the doctor's office to see if he needs any shots.

What transpired next made me feel like a complete idiot and a little, well a lot...irritated.

Me: Hey, my son turned 2 in January and i just realized that he hasn't been to the doctor for his 2 year well check up. Is he up to date on all of his shots?

Receptionist: ..............sits there in silence

Me: I haven't received anything in the mail about his shots or making him an appointment so i just wanted to call and make sure he was up to date.

Receptionist: Whats his date of birth

Me: 1/3/08

Receptionist: Landon Hall?

Me: Yes mam

Receptionist: He hasn't been in for his 2 year check up.!.!.!

Me: REALLY, I WASN'T AWARE OF THAT....ok, that's what i was thinking. What i really said was "No mam, he hasn't been in. Can you tell me if he is up to date on his shots?"

Receptionist: Are you needing to make an appointment?

Me: Well im not sure....if he is up to date on his shots, then no, but if he needs 2 year shots, then yes i will need to make an appointment. Can you check to see if he is up to date on his shots?

Receptionist: Yes, hold one minute please.....***after about 5 minutes****....Mam, he has had his 1 year shots and his 18 month shots.

Me: Ok, Well does he need any shots for 2 years?

Receptionist: No, we don't give shots for 2 years...he wont need any more until he starts school. Would you still like to make an appointment?

Me: ***dropping my head and shaking it in disbelief**** No mam...that's all i needed. Thank you!

Jason and I don't particularly care for this clinic, but its the only pediatric clinic in New Albany and most people highly recommend them. Thankfully, the doctors aren't complete idiots, i mean a little off, like the receptionist are! ;)

I work at McDonald's, Momma!

Just wanted to let you all know that Landon is now employed at McDonalds (according to him). This was our conversation this morning....
Landon: "Is Daddy at work?"
Me: "Yes."
Landon: (crossing his arms) "I go work too!"
Me: "You do?"
Landon: "Uh huh" (shaking his head up and down with his arms still crossed)
Me: "Where do you work?"
Landon: "Ummmm....McDonald's."
Me: "McDonald's?"
Landon: "Uh huh....I eat fries!"

Of course i started laughing because he was so serious. I instantly thought about my nephew, Coden. He used to and still does come up with the most bizarre stories. It's so amazing how children have such creative imaginations!

A few of Landon's milestones as of recently are....
-he knows all his shapes
-he knows most of his colors (he has a hard time with green, black, and brown)
-he says thank you almost every time he should
-when you say thank you to him, he says your welcome
-he knows all of his animals and the sounds they make (when you ask him what a deer says he says boom boom...thanks mom! We will need to work on that one!)
-he knows the difference between hot and cold, rain and snow, night and day (he says good morning in the mornings and goodnight at night time:)
-he knows the difference in boys and girls (he knows that chapstick is for boys and lipstick is for girls...heels, bras, jewelry etc. he knows is for girls)
-he talks in complete sentences 90% of the day and i am continually amazed at his vocabulary
-he has a FANTASTIC memory ( he was looking at a picture of Mawmaw Duff on the fridge the other day and said thats Mawmaw Duff...she lives in Columbus and we hardly see her, but he still remembers)
-he loves going to church and understands the concept of it (this past Sunday i picked him up at church and he said "Momma, i was praising the Lord"..I said "you were?" and he said "Amen!".
-He loves his family and friends more than anything and he talks about each of you all the time, as a matter of fact he calls each of you on his imaginary phone almost every night...especially Coco ;)
-He loves to be the center of attention (mostly the center of my attention) at all times which can be challenging and aggravating.
-The last thing for right now...he told me this morning he wanted a baby, so i asked him if he wanted a baby brother or a baby sister and he said he wants a baby sitser! He'll have to take that up with Daddy ;)