Dear Mr. Dreaded Staph,
You have come into my home unwillingly and at first i was very polite to you. You seemed to really like my child and yes i do know he is precious, but I was not very fond of your friendship. Obviously you decided to start hanging out with my husband and yes i do know he is pretty awesome to be around, but I like to have him all to myself. For some unknown reason you decided that you like my face, particularly my eye, but you see Mr. Dreaded Staph, im not nearly as fun to be around. As a matter of fact Im pretty sure you picked the absolute worst person to "try" to become friends with. You brought pain to my son and husband and i didnt really understand how much of a pain in the "ugh ummm" (sorry had to clear my throat) butt you really are, but now that i have experienced the kind of pain that my 2 boys had to go through, im mad, REALLY REALLY mad. I will do EVERYTHING in my power to kill you and your obnoxious little family. Thank you for understanding.
Sincerely,
Mr. Dreaded Staph KILLER
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You tell him ROO! Ha...eyeball!!!! Love ya!
ReplyDeleteomg your eyeball!!! bless you i had that while i was pregnant and it's horrible i had a spot on my side and my arm i can't imagine in my eye!!! Kim:)
ReplyDeleteIt's right below my eyebrow on my right eye. Thankfully it hasnt gotten in my eye (yet), but i went to the doctor yesterday and she gave me 2 antibiotics and some cream because she was "concerned about my eye and brain"..I was like really? did you have to just say that to me??? lol It is some kind of painful, i know that much. I guess i will have a big ugly scar on my eye for remembrance! :-p Did yours scar, Kim? Jason's and Landon's are pretty gruesome!
ReplyDelete...that is strange..your eye and brain lol...maybe her brain needed checking but yes mine scared but it's just a dark spot on my skin you can't really notice them if youre just looking but if i point it out you would..maybe it wont scar too bad
ReplyDeleteI know I'm a little late posting, but I'm just now getting a chance to read your blog. I can't believe you didn't tell me what the doctor said about your eye and brain. You just made it sound so nothing, except it hurt. I guess it's just as well,and you knew that!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Mom